Wednesday, January 6, 2010

The Nekkid Truth

Oh, goody. We've just ordered up $11 million worth of airport scanning equipment that'll expose every little nook and cranny. (Question: how's that gonna fly with the be-burka'd?) Not that that's going to impede a submissionary who, say, decides to swallow condoms full of explosives or insert a bomb in the same place where our officials seem to have stuck their heads--i.e. up their wazoos.

What's next--X-rays? MRIs? Colonoscopies?

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