Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Lady Be Good

From the famous Toronto musical, Tranny Get Your Gun:

Your assets may be bigger
Than a horse whose name is Trigger
And to hide 'em you must try a trick.
It sure comes as consolation
You can have an operation.
Oh, you can be a chick with a dick.

Wanna join a gym for women
But the owner won't let "him" in
And the "bigotry" has made you sick?
Complain to Barb or Jenny,
It won't cost a single penny.
Oh, you can be a chick with a dick.

With a di-ick,
With a di-ick,
Oh, you can be a chick with a dick.

When an airport scanner
Looks at ev'ry nook 'n' cranny
And, surprise!, espies a dangly bit.
Tell those fellers to remember
That you get to pick your gender.
And you can't be man
Though their scan
Says you can.
Oh, you can be chick with a dick...

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