The not-so-new news that another "progressive" Brit has come down with a bad case of Jew flu (Mark Steyn wrote about it here) inspired the following rewrite:
Well, it's so creepy to be seein' ya
After so long, boy.
Ah, but the way you talked
I understood that you had caught the bug.
Well, I hear you couldn't bear for folks to think
That you'd give Jews a hug.
I'm not gonna get too confrontation'l
'Bout the way you're dissin' Israel.
'Cuz I don't know why you
Are actin' so clueless.
I guess I didn't know you well.
Cos-tell-o-oh,
The Zionhass has ruined you.
Oh, Cos-tell-o-oh,
Your hate is true.
Well, I see you canned a concert now
Because you couldn't in "good" conscience
Perform for a Jewish crowd.
You could have sucked it up and been a "mensch".
Ah, but it seems that's not allowed.
Sometimes I wish that you would rue
What you're spewin'
When I hear the silly things you deplore.
I think somebody better turn off the CD
'Cuz I can't stand to hear you no more.
Cos-tell-o-oh,
The Zionhass has ruined you.
Oh, Cos-tell-o-oh,
Your hate is true.
1 comment:
This is excellent!
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