Tuesday, July 5, 2011

The Ballad of Lotayef's Bile-Land

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
A tale about change 'n' hope,
And of a little ship of fools
And their "Free Gaza" trope.
On board was an scrappy chap
With a Melvillian first name
As well as a Code Pink harridan
Who knew just who to blame.
"The Jews and Greeks colluded
So our ship cannot set sail.
Now what will Gaza children do?"
The chubby bigot wailed.
Conditions started getting "rough"--
Tzatziki had expired.
They'd have to get new take-out
And the crew was growing tired.
Got Skype, got hype, got scribblers
To record their tale of woe
About the "occupation" and how it has got to go.
So join us here each day, my friends,
To hear them whinge and moan
At least until the Greeks can ship
Their sorry keesters home.

A few Sea Hitler "activists" pose for a photo

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