"Brothers, Half of the Palestinians are Egyptians, and the Other Half are Saudis"

A Hamas official comes clean re the reality of who and what "the Palestinians" are. (Newt Gingrich said much the same thing not long ago, without calling for a continued jihad against "the Zionists," of course. Because my brain functions in weird and mysterious ways, the above statement immediately called to mind the M*A*S*H episode where the cross-dressing Klinger tries to get out of his duties due to a plethora of family difficulties back home. In reviewing the slew of letters in which various Klinger family members are said to be either dying or knocked up, Henry Blake remarks en fin: "Here's an oldie but a goodie--half the family dying, other half pregnant.")

Corporal Max Klinger: Not a Palestinian. (Wasn't he Lebanese?)