Tuesday, January 22, 2013

U of T "Orgy" at Oasis Club Fails to Live Up to Its Titillating Billing

Many of the students eschewed the sexual hijinks to play Twister and scarf down pizza. Here's a song for the occasion:

Midnight at the Oasis.
Send your students to play.
Shackles down in the dungeon,
Plungin',
To fifty shades of grey.
You know you think it's salacious.
It gives a frisson that thrills.
But give 'em brewskis and pizza,
Meets a
Need and fits their bills.
Come on,
Orgy's on all night.
Get nekkid, join in.
Come on,
Makin' spirits bright.
What a sexy sight!..

You don't need me to praise ya.
There's not a lot to say.
I'll be your Anastasia, raise ya,
'Cuz you'll be Mr. Grey...

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