Don't You Love Fars?

For some reason this line make me chuckle:

Tel Aviv, Washington, Ankara and some Arab capitals have been staging various plots to topple President Bashar al-Assad, who is well known in the world for his anti-Israeli stances.

Also well known for gassing his own people and sheltering under the Grandiose Ayatollah's kaftan, but I guess that wouldn't push the right buttons with Fars's Khomeinist readers.

Update: Here's my "Farsical" poem:

Chinless Assad is known for his "stances,"
His anti-Israel dances.
He's a thug and a brute
But Iran thinks he's cute.
It's just one of those hug-a-thug bromances.