The Next Republican Candidate for President Should Be...Caitlyn Jenner!

Think about it: she has glamour, name recognition and, being trans, is about as fashionable as it gets, which could drastically expand the Republican base.

Also, even if she has already undergone the final emasculating surgery, she still has bigger cojones than the current occupant of the Oval Office.


Her name is Barbara.

Update: "Call me Caitlyn--or else..."

Update: Caitlyn Jenner smashes Obama's Twitter record

Update: Assorted Twitter critters decry Jenner's "white privilege" and "cis-European" standards of beauty.

Update: Twitter conservatives behave "horribly."

Update: Don't miss Steyn's "Deathbed Eurocentrism and Rampant Cisgenderism" (which sounds kinda dirty but which, trust me, isn't).